Camaraderie is being able to depend on the person to your left or right, whether in a firefight or just because you need someone to talk to and joke around with

‎96% of the people who read this will not have the guts to repost. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 4% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, repost this. Thank you, Goku. I lifted up my arms as well when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.

 If you get sexted by someone you don’t like, does that mean you got molexted? 

f you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable - it’s probably not….and we should definitely hang out.

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. 

A scientist and his friend walk into a bar and he says “I’ll have a cup of H2O.” His friend says “I’ll have a cup of H2O too” then he dies.

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did

I was just accepted at STFU, thanks for asking.

The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses. 

Consume fecal matter and pass away.